Funny Quotes

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Women are like Fruits,
Every Woman has her own unique taste & color.
The problem is the men,
“They love fruit salad”

Once Rajnikanth asked a boy to Shut Up.
Now the boy is known as Manmohan Singh!

One Million Copies Of a new book sold in just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.
"An idea that can change your wife"

The Pain of Losing a Love is nothing,
When compared to the pain that is felt when Biscuit falls into Tea while dipping.
It really hurts…

A couple went to a wish well…
Boy bent over, threw a coin & made a wish…
Girl bent over a little more & fell into the well…
Boy Shouted: “Oh my god, it works”

Teacher: “Should women have children after 35?”
Santa: “No, 35 children are more than enough!”

Sexy thought for the day:
“Always smile in the morning”
Because it makes people jealous what you did last night.

Give smile to at least one unknown person while walking on road…
So that, he will think whole day “Who the hell that person was?”

In the corridor of a government office was a signboard reading “Do not make Noise”
Someone added “otherwise we may wake up…”

A letter by a student:
Dear Board of Education,
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I’m also BORED of Education…